Last episode of Friends today in the UK!!!

Hehe, I'm talking to mine and Rachel's friend Teq online about how in year nine we used to mock Baker's oven in French for some bizarre reason. Our conversation went a little like this:

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

greggs? bakers oven? they're everywhere too

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

ah, well now i've heard of bakers oven- we mocked them in year nine

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

don't ask why, we just did...

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

that's... straange

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

yes, yes it is.

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

odd little peoppple

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

well it was year nine! what would you expect?

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

sanity???

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

....nnot that!

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

what then?

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

normalityy?

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

hehe, that's pure insanity to hope for that!

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

it ain't!

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

well it is around here!

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

ahhh.. you're insane, down in the.. place

"Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut it'd be easy" says:

yes. mebbe. probably. yes.

The Crack of Doom is Coming Soon! says:

craaaaaaaaaaazy!

Yes... I probably am, but then again I wonder if he thinks I care???

So I had my English Literature exam today. Everything was going ok, until I met Elisabeth on the way there and she said I needed my anthology. Eek! We had to walk all the way back to my house to get it. And what is even more mocking was that I saw Dad just leaving in the car. He completely ignored us, so we didn't scrounge a lift. I just had to suffer walking another half mile in my flip-flops. I've been wearing them ever since I first saw the sun again, in February. Big mistake...

Ah well, I did the exam and made... alot of crap up, about how Calpurnia was my favourite character bla bla bla...

When I came out of the exam I saw Adam and he had another MacDonalds drink in his hand. On Monday he'd walked into the R.E. exam late, with a MacDonalds drink. I think almost everyone sniggered. It's ever since he got that bloody moped. When we went to the fair together he had to park it on my driveway. It was quite embarassing for me. But then again, most boys my age love them. It's very sad. I wonder if they realise that grannies use mopeds as well. It'd have less of a status symbol if they knew I think.

YUCK!!! Watson has just farted. Ugh, mum's been giving him carrots recently (no idea why) and he's been making an awful stink. Ewww...

I'm glad people liked my elf picture- I have now put it in my links list so people can see it whenever they want! Drawn by my own fair hand.

Do people remember when I used to go on about my deaded finger? It healed quite a while ago now. I miss it sort of. It's deprived of being called Amber. Rachel's toe was it's friend, called Foe, and they got married, but then Fow went off with another finger... or was it a toe? And Amber felt scorned. I really am weird...

It's half term now! No exams for nine days, as Suzie said. But I still have to revise. Pffftt.

Dad's going to China on Tuesday. Yaaay! No more downloading silly virus scanning files.

Anyways, it feels like I've written some huge essay. I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Adios amigos! One last thing though...

Be nice, buy me a laptop and a Hobbit! (I'll plug it forever if no one does :D )

written on 2004-05-28@2:54 p.m.

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