Super Jessie

"Bite me" *Angel looks at Buffy's neck* "Hey, big guy... nuh-uh..."

I had such a stupid entry before I've decided to write another one. Plus, I've been online practically the whole day.

So I was downstairs, and mum told me to sit down on the sofa, and I was just thinking "uh-oh... what's she gonna tell me off for now" and "this better not be a sex talk or something...". In the end it was just about how to make the bloody dinner!
I sat there for about twenty minutes thinking about random things, and completely forgetting mum was talking to me, and then she started waving her hands in some descriptive motion, and she said "Is that ok? Just remember twenty-two minutes in the microwave". I looked at her for five seonds, and then nodded thinking wtf?!
I never did find out what needed to be microwaved for twenty-two minutes... Oh well, I'm a good chef; everything will work out fine. Hopefully. I made quiche the other day, and I was meant to use cream, but there wasn't any, so I just used milk. It was alright though. Even if it did spill all over the inside of the oven. No one as noticed yet, so I'm ok, for about a week...

Anyways, someone's entry reminded me of how well England is doing in football. And they are American! I haven't watched a single match. I do know, however, that Wayne Rooney is a dude! I will prove my statement tomorrow. The entry will be devoted to the dude-like qualities of Wayne Rooney.

I was reading Cheesyweasel's diary and she wrote about how evil her cat is. I believe all Cats have a Satanic streak in them. Stanley does, especially. For example, he was under my bed last night, and I reached down to pick up my Harry Potter book, and my hand was leaped upon, and bitten by a ginger ball of fur.

I'm going now... dinner to make, and twenty-two minutes of cooking 'something' in a microwave... Was listening to: Will Young, leave right now. I love that song.

written on 2004-06-24@7:10 p.m.

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