Super Jessie

"I've got 21 slits in these suspenders. D'you know what would happen if I got another?""What?!" "My pants would fall down"

Something really annoying is going on with my pc's internet connection, so I'm typing this up in notepad, and gonna paste it in when the damn thing actually works.

Anywho, Dad's been cool and bought us extra TV channels. Yup, we have the NTL family pack. At first I was like "yay, discovery channel... I can't wait to get stuck into that" and "ooh, permanent Hallmark, why how wonderful! Now I can sit for months to come, watching 'Judging Amy' with my dearest mother...". I have just learnt the advantages of it this morning. I was flicking through all the channels, until I came across 'Scuzz', and I was thinking how dull ~~morning~~ afternoon television is, and I flicked one or two more channels past 'Scuzz' and found... dun dun dun!... The Power Juicer advert!!! (This deserves 3 exclamations, for pure joyous rapture). Yup, it still exists! My my my... I stared at the TV screen for thirty seconds, thinking "do mine eyes decieve me? Could it be? IT IS!" And I just sat there for twenty minutes with the hugest grin EVER on my face, and tears shining in my eyes. (Tears of joy and mirth of course).

I recommend everyone should watch the Power Juicer advert at least once, to see why I'm so happy. I really am you know. Ah, so many memories...

Ahem, yeah, anyways. I've almost finished reading Harry Potter five for the second time. I past the departure of Fred and George. That's my favourite part. I'm coming up to the bit where Sirius "dies". I wonder who'll play Belatrix in the fifth film, if they make one. It could be interesting. She better be English. Ha ha! Catherine Zeta Jones could, but they'd have to ugly her up a bit.

I was watching 'Mork and Mindy' earlier. I'd been thinking about that not long ago, when I called my mum Mindy randomly. Heh, I used to love that programme.
I can't believe they're thinking of making a third 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie! I knew they were doing a second one, but a third?! Eh, they'll probably fuck it up, like what happened to the 'Matrix' films. I used to adore that film, and then look what they did to it. Apparently 'Around the World in 80 days' is crap. Shame. I like Steve Coogan and Jackie Chan. I wanna see 'Shrek 2' though. I've always loved that. The singing at the end mainly, but y'know. "all we need is a drummer... ah said ride, Sally, ri-hide!"... er, yeah. I know many words from that film.

Eurgh, mum is being all annoying, beause she's hurt her bloody foot. *Pulls out imaginary shotgun...*

written on 2004-06-29@1:29 p.m.

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