Super Jessie

Do be do be doo...

I haven't been able to get online for aaages, thus meaning I've been suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

Went on a narrowboat yesterday for the whoooole day. It was fun, but I now have a big 'T' of red under my eyes, and over my nose. It's not so bad today, but still I refused to go into Cambridge with Jibby who wanted to spend his brthday money. I bought him Monty Python and the Life of Brian. I've watched it two and half times in the space of three days. It's not good for my idium. If anyone besides avid Pythons would understand. Anyone? Nah, thought not.

I saw Shrek 2 for his birthday as well. Fantastico! I love Puss in Boots. I can't stop saying "PUSS! In boots..." or "Got milk?!" and "THAT WAS HIS GUMDROP BUTTON!". It's addictive. Let alone funny. I also watched Big Fish, which was pretty good. The giant bloke amused me. And Helena Bonham Carter looked really pretty with the blonde hair. She should do it more often. Also watched Haunted Mansion. Utter crap. Even if the ghost bloke from The Inspector Lynley Mysteries was rather good looking. Not as nice as old Hughy (Dancy). I'm hoping to watch King Arthur soon. Only reason being that he's in it :D Man I'm sad... *shrugs* eh.

Aaaack. I have a week of camping. Anyone who goes to Devon must visit me in Salcombe. The heart of boats and rich people; blended. I saw Michael Parkinson there last year. I was standing about 6 feet from him. I felt star-struck. For about two seconds, at least. Anyways. The sister's boyfriend is coming, and until yesterday I thought he was a pretty normal, ok-kinda person. BUT! We were just discussing... stuff in the car, and he said something like how he had Johnny Depp's telephone number. I was only half interested because I get bored easily, but I hear those two special words (well... names really, but who's carin'?). I was like "What what what?! Johnny Depp?! Tell me more!" And he said how his ex-girlfriend (Alison tensed, Jess snorted) had a brother, who's best friend is related to Johnny or something, and that James (sister's boyfriend) was offered his number (don't ask why), and I was like "So... you've got it then?!" *prepares to leap into his arms* and he was like "No. Why would I want his number? What would I say to him?!"
Now you've heard of the term 'Flaboghasted' (sp?). I had this look of incredulous disgust mixed with awe on my face (I saw myself in the mirror three minutes later). I had this five minute rant about what I would say to him, and why he should have got Johnny's number, and how dare he not, bla bla bla. That was his (and everyone elses) cue to switch off.

Damn him...

Well, I'm off for my holiday... soon, so I'll be away for a week. If anyone wants anything just email me, otherwise I'll see (in a metaphorical sense) you all when I get back. So long for now!

written on 2004-07-24@6:32 p.m.

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