Super Jessie

rare!

I met a hobo today. His name was Frederick, and he is now my hobo pal. We're going to ride off into the sunset on his hobocart, and play with his hobodog whilst eating half-cooked hobosausages for tea. Ahhh, how I have always longed to be a hobo! Ai, me, the hobo life I shall lead now.

In other news, Stanleymykitten is being absolutely NAUGHTY recently, no but seriously, it's, like, shocking. Like, yeah, he's been walking on the like worktops in the kitchen at night, yeah? No but, yeah.

Innit innit chix. Wha' ya chah-in' abah? Nah, I ACKSHULY fort you woz ded. Ya dipshit.

PS: this is Jess' alter-ego, in case you wondered. Her name is Phobbie and she likes the smell of hamster. In other words, this is not Jess at all. :)

written on 2005-06-17@8:51 a.m.

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