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Last exams!

Found these on Fran's diary:
What will your Funeral be like?
by rashock
Username
You will die by: You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date: January 19, 2041
Number attending your funeral? 182
How much will you leave to friends and family? $3,459,320
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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	January 19, 2041
Number attending your funeral?	182
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$3,459,320

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Why is it always sexual with me?!

Your Years at Hogwarts
by nevermindless
Name:
The Sorting Hat places you in: Gryffindor (Red and Gold)
Subject you are naturally best at: Transfiguration.
Your favorite book: Holidays With Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart
Pet you bring to school: Pearl Rat
You are most known for: Being Prof. Sprout's favorite student.
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Your Years at Hogwarts by nevermindless
Name:
The Sorting Hat places you in:	Gryffindor (Red and Gold)
Subject you are naturally best at:	Transfiguration.
Your favorite book:	Holidays With Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart
Pet you bring to school:	Pearl Rat
You are most known for:	Being Prof. Sprout's favorite student.

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If my best subject is Transfiguration, how comes I am most liked by Prof Sprout?

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who: Lucius Malfoy
When... ...he spies you in the shower.
How he tells you: He sends his best friend to tell you.
What you do then: Giggle.
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Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Lucius Malfoy
When...	...he spies you in the shower.
How he tells you:	He sends his best friend to tell you.
What you do then:	Giggle.

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Surely Lucius is too old for me? Eww, how wrong!
OK, last one now... and I loooove the answer!

what LOTR actor will you be issued a restraining order from?
by ebonyeyeliner
your name
actor Elijah Wood
reason for restraining order made a shrine out of meatballs
how far you must stay away from said actor locked in a padded room
response actor gave to reporters "insanely hot but also insane"
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what LOTR actor will you be issued a restraining order from? by ebonyeyeliner
your name
actor	Elijah Wood
reason for restraining order	made a shrine out of meatballs
how far you must stay away from said actor	locked in a padded room
response actor gave to reporters	"insanely hot but also insane"

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Ah, he knows me so well... Although... I do like this answer!:

what LOTR actor will you be issued a restraining order from?
by ebonyeyeliner
your name
actor Elijah Wood
reason for restraining order tried to rape them many times
how far you must stay away from said actor on the next continent
response actor gave to reporters "she had me tied up, 3 times"
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what LOTR actor will you be issued a restraining order from? by ebonyeyeliner
your name
actor	Elijah Wood
reason for restraining order	tried to rape them many times
how far you must stay away from said actor	on the next continent
response actor gave to reporters	"she had me tied up, 3 times"

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Anyways, I'm getting carried away with them. I must stop- it's too much. Right. Well, I had textiles exam this morning. HELL. EVIL. TEXTILES MUST DIE! It was horrible! There were such stupid questions and stuff. I reckon I only got a 'C'. Maybe below... Joggers by far was my best exam. Only two more exams to go! It's so mocking for everyone else who has to go in after the Prom and stuff. My last one is TODAY! OK, so it's actually two, but they're the same subject. Francois! It's the reading and writing. Hopefully it'll be better than the listening test.
Urgh, I have my interview at WHSmiths tomorrow. Oh yeah- Debenhams phoned me and offered me a job! I said I'd think about it, because I would rather work at Smiths, plus they might pay better there, and I shop more there as well etc. Many reasons. Although I wouldn't mind it at Debenhams, because if you work there and you can prove it's your birthday, then you get free Millie's Cookies! Yeah, I'm sad, but hey. They're good cookies!

Jibby has gone to Belgium today. I woke up at half six this morning, by him being noisy, and a stupid bee in my window, being even noisier. In the end I got up, and walked cave man style into Jibby's room, dragging my duvet and a pillow with me, and I lied on Jib's bed. I didn't sleep in the end though. Plus I prefer to face the wall, but when I turned, I was disgusted to see about five posters of topless women from 'The Sun' "Newspaper", blu-tacked to it. Yuuuuccckkk. He's only... thirteen? Wait- no, he's fourteen. I think.

Eeeeh! I finish my exams in about three hours! YAAAAYYY! Anyways, I'm off to do some surveys. I've got this worrying obession with the Harry Potter movie, and it won't shake. I need help. Oh yeah- one last thing. Click here to see a bad picture I took at the last day of school. At the right of it there's Duncan, and it looks like he's waving a giant light saber around. It seriously amuses me. And I have O-Zone in my head... Elijah Wood was right- I am insane...

written on 2004-06-16@11:14 a.m.

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